Reviewer: Morwen80 Signed [Report This]
Date: Mar 26, 2018 9:12 pm Title: Rotten Tomatoes - Or How to Dethrone Royalty

Hi there you lovelies, (channeling Emmett here a bit…)

 

well, there seems to be a theme here: "Debbie and Michael Novotny - disgusting inside and out!" … sounds like a nice subtitle for their life.

 

 

It was really hard to believe that Deb can be such a false snake, but on the other side she lied to her son his whole life why should she be better to anyone else? She proofs to me that the diagnosis I dupted on Mikey fits her just as well if not better – because ultimately mental illnesses are often hereditary!

 

I simply cannot comprehend how this woman ticks. She butchered up her sons upbringing on top of his existing inborn character deficits and the only regret she is showing has fu** all to do with the matter that she catered to even the littlest whims of an dimwitted,  obsessive and extremely lazy ass.

 

The only infinitely small spark of remorse is not for the things she or her son have done but for the fact that they weren't successful in their pursuit of the sweet life of idleness and absolutist rule over Liberty Avenue. But now the alleged subjects of 'Queen Debora Jane, The Insane' and her useless Crown prince 'Michael, The Megalomaniac' were rehearsing the uprising. And the Novotnys should really be cautious, history is full of royals that were eradicate – Cesar, Nero, Louis XVI. & Marie-Antoinette, Romanovs and so on…

 

Anyway, let not slide into a ranting of epic proportions, that’s something really no one would like to life thru… 

 

 

But let me get back to the chapters:

 

31:      

• wow, even if Brian doesn't see it yet, but there is a whole new support network relentlessly working around him. Not only the usual suspects of Justin, Emmett, Ted, Cynthia, Carl and Vic but a whole bunch of new Faces… and yes, he needs them without question. And I really like Mami and the gaggle as much as I hate how insecure Brian is when it comes to his feelings and his relationship with Justin.
• Lindsay definitely has a Problem. Pregnant without father, house, job and real money… a bit not good.
• Why in God's name doesn't Brian want a restrain order? Ok, with the upcoming party this may proof a little difficult.

 

32:      

• well well, Em is buzzing with resentment – rightly so. You only cross our real Queen of Liberty once! And cross he is … and I'm enjoy his devious evil mind at work. *hehehe*
• Vic gets a rough awakening. I can imagine that it is hard to realize that your next of kin can be this gruesome to someone he thinks of as a son. And yeah! He makes the right choice! Waaay healthier than staying connected to the leeches.
• Debbie and especially Michael are so full of their own shit that they didn't even see that there's a storm cloud brewing, but that’s only better for us readers! Novotny Smack down Part 1 was fun, but I really hob there will be a final one and they didn't stand back up… yes, I'm evil and yes, I hate them – fact of live… but I love, love, love Jen & Craig, the arrest and the 'Two Dads' moniker!

33:

• Cynthia!! I so adore this girl! She has such a steel core when it comes to protecting Brian. Try to fuck   with him and you are Sushi… or Shashlik?... well, really small little pieces in any way. Lioness and Cub doesn't cut it, she's way more dangerous than any kitty… and Michael could feel it – if only it would penetrate his brain, but why should it? Michael isn't really accustomed to being penetrated by anything…
• And did I mention that I love Emmett?
• The Novotnys are so disgusting in their unjustified feelings of entitlement and legitimacy. There seems to be no one who can move their opinion – not Sergeant Phipps, not Emmett, not Vic and sadly not scary Cyn.
• Nonna is a light in all the darkness, an outside view, who can provide Brian with some advice born of   long life-experience (and dealing with the likes of Lotti…) and Justin is simply a delight in his     steadfastly staying at Brian's side and his firm believe in the character strength of his partner

 

34:      

• Oh yes, the Queen begins to feel the actual revulsion of the avenue. Vic and the boys from the clubs   are great in their disposal of everything Novotny… and even then she plots away with her hideous little mongrel by her side. Vic's taping was a smart move, the more evidence the better. The    restraining orders and the Army guy are the icing. Has Deb to revert back to Grassi? And is Michael going to go by Devore? I can't imagine that Vic would be terribly pleased if those two would share a name with him again.
• Mami isn't terribly pleased either and Precious is already fuck of, but how do they say? Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. And yes, the new Casa Novotny and the behavior of its inhabitants plays decidedly in the plans of the Anti-Novotny fraction.
• Gus is sweat! And really good for Brian.
• Lindsay, well, she defies every explanations… this woman is 'dummdreist' (sometimes I really love our kombi-words in German: it means something like impudent, shameless, annoyingly obtuse altogether) and plain stupid! An Orgy? And without condoms as is seems? Who in his right mind does such a thing?? I laughed as I read that Andrew can't be the father… but may I say this: this baby is so doomed! I feel so sorry for him/her.

 

35:      

• The Condom-Pitch was hilarious! And Brian's attempt an romance is exactly that: ridicules romantic and tooth rotting sweat.
  
• Oh and Deb feels humbled because of the name? This is really her last problem: Emmett and the Avenue are looking for blood! It is incomprehensible to me that Deb can assume that the people she has abused and exploited for years would even consider welcoming her back again! And here we are again with the 'I can do no wrong'-attitude of the (absolutely not so) mighty Novotnys; but such thoughts and ideas are unthinkable in their scrambled brains.
• I'm very pleased with the gayborhood and their final hooray for their unwanted royal family… rotten Tomatoes and Eggs and a bunch of extra hard truth to take away. And the result? Debbie doesn’t learn one little thing! She plots away again! What the fuck does she have to do with Joan Kinney? Joany's help will not bring the results she wished for.

 

And finally some other random thoughts I had:

Is there a time of limitation for aiding and abetting to attempt murder thru child abuse? If there's not or if the time isn't over yet maybe Carl could arrest them for real?

Jack as the real perpetrator may be dead but there are those who enabled him to do what he did. And in the light of the fact that Jack clearly and undeniably said he wished Brian wouldn't exist, the assumption that he actively tried to kill him isn't very farfetched.

Maybe Mami as former FBI analyst can help him and dig? Is she an psychologist like the guys in BAU? Or was she analyzing data? Both has its merits…

I would really be positive surprised if Debbie's attempt to harass Brian thru his mother would backfire big time – maybe Joan will do the right thing for the first time in her sons life? Will she help the avenue to extinguish those cockroaches? We will see…

 

I must say that I hate Debbie in this Story with a passion. And I miss Daphne and Drew… a tiny little bit anyways.

 

I hope I haven't mixed up the chapters, but I tried my best

 

Greetings Ladies!

Later…

Katharina

 

 

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Na was sagst du? Wieder in Englisch! Aber hey, ich hab auch nur zwei Stunden dafür gebraucht. Ich hoffe du verstehst es…

 

 

Author's Response:

Hiya, 

Wow!! Now this has to be the longest review we ever saw. Thanks you so much for it.

We are glad you like our story this much. 

A big compliment for you review. Your English isn't as bad as you think it is. I totally understood each and every word of it.

XOXO

Soirsa

Reviewer: mamab Signed [Report This]
Date: Mar 26, 2018 4:52 pm Title: Rotten Tomatoes - Or How to Dethrone Royalty

Oh Michael & Deb are just the worst form of human beings.  Great writing.  Can't wait to see where you go with this from here.  Love the idea of the rotten food,