This story takes the cake on how stupid Mikey is. His brain couldn't even compete with a five-year-old's.

I ABSOLUTELY loved it from the first sentence all the way to the last one.

I miss you so much.

Holy hell in a handbasket! Michael has really cooked his goose this time. How could he be so stupid? He acts like it wasn't that big of a deal.

Another way he was so stupid was that when he wanted to use the card, he should have gone to a no-tell motel. You don't go to the Plaza and try to use a platinum card. He needed to remain under the radar. Stupid, stupid man.

It's nice that Justin gave Lindsay some profound advice. Her picture sonds nice. Then with Lisa buying her painting, may be just the boost she needs.

The article just about undid me. It didn't help that Brian called and had them deliver a hundred to the diner, oh yeah, and one to David's clinic.

I had to take a few minutes before writing this.

Michael lucked out. However, I'm looking forward to David learning the truth AND the lies. Because if they are going to be living in the Pitts, there's no way all of it won't come out.

With Brian standing right there, Michael thought he could continue to lie, and expected Brian to back him up. What a dumbass. I wonder how long before Michael realizes that everyone is sick and tired of him? Heck, even his mother doesn't want to be around him.

I don’t like those kids, they’re mean; out of the mouth of babes.

Oh god! You dropped a major spin in this story! I absolutely loved it! Then Michael admits it. He should have tried denial first. Not that I condone that, but if Michael asked, who do you believe? Then Dumbass says, it was only a FEW times. Maybe if he had said: ONCE, but we realized it was a mistake, maybe that would have gone over better. SMH.

I don't know how you came up with the plot, but I really, really love it!

OMG, what's Deb gonna say? I have to wonder where Michael will sleep tonight.

What planet does Ben live on?

It’s not like we’re going to do stupid things... God, I laughed. I knew what Mikey hoped to accomplish before I even read it. Stupid asinine child.

Already love the story.

Lol I really enjoyed little evil twins Justin and Blake in this story I could really see them acting up and getting into mischief 

Ha ha that last bit made me chuckle.... fab story 

OMG!!!  I just read this!  I really love anti-Michael fics, but I don't think I've ever read a DUMB MICHAEL fic... this has got to take the cake. I'd like to quote different lines that really grabbed my attention, but with every chapter that passed, I knew I couldn't possibly do that.  All I know is I did not expect the last chapter to portray the court scene.  I soon as I read, "Michael was asked if he wanted to address the court", I burst out laughing, before even reafing what you wrote.  I KNEW it was going to be anal, but you captured it perfectly. LOL... I'm still chuckling about about the whole story.  Wherever did you get an idea for something like that... and actually be able to wrote it?  Well, I need to get to bed, it's 2:30 in the morning, but I didn't want to stop reading. 

Love the epilogue... the team of Justin and Blake just cracks me up!!!

this was just as good the second time around.... I'm thinking it won't be my last time reading it either :)

Yay for david!!!