Date: Jul 27, 2016 2:50 pm Title: Chapter 6 Sh%t just got real
I never laughed that much or maybe with "Thanksgiving Day Disaster by 7wildwaysup". I had to stop reading several times but it was so worth it!!!!
I loved so many parts and they were soooo funny:
- “Well,” said Emmett, revelling in the gossip he was about to pass along, “...Michael asked me if I would help him walk over to Teddy’s room so they could talk. And I wanted two of my dearest friends to reconcile, so I agreed.” Not to mention, if the ‘reconciliation’ went badly, Emmett would have a front-row ticket to Round Two of Dumb vs. Dumber, Justin thought cynically.
- “But when we got to the room…,” Emmett continued breathlessly,”...Teddy took one look at Michael and threw a vase of flowers at us. Thankfully, I managed to duck, as I’m very flexible,” Emmett congratulated himself. “But Michael, well, he wasn’t so lucky. But no worries; the doctors think they can straighten out this new break to his nose in no time at all.”
- Brian fucked them to ‘pass the time?’ Brian wouldn’t fuck them to save his life. Justin reacted angrily to Emmett’s fucked up logic, but he held his tongue.
- “Although Michael wants to change the name. He can’t decide between Kinnotny Castle and Novinney Manor.”
- But trust me, if you say one more word against Brian, you’ll be in the hospital yourself, having my shoe surgically removed from your ass! ARE WE CLEAR?
- Melanie whirled around at the sound. She stood there, bare-ass naked, with the exception of wearing a vomit-green, 12-inch, strap-on dildo, and a battered pair of Dr. Martin’s on her feet. Putting her hands on her hips, she glared at Justin and Debbie, annoyed at having been interrupted. “Would you mind leaving?” she said sharply. “Brian and I are trying to have a private, romantic moment here!”
- “Jesus, Melanie! You look like a fucking snowman with a hard-on!”
Date: May 21, 2016 9:27 pm Title: Chapter 6 Sh%t just got real
oh, my dear Kearney - I didn't think anyone other than Tag had the ability to make me laugh hard enough to spit out my food (you may notice we occasionally get warnings now) - but this has had me laughing out loud and my whole family is looking at me like I've gone daft
I have no idea where you are going with this - but I can't wait to find out! In the meantime, I'm not sure if Brian's reactions or the families fighting comments and actions are more comical...and don't even get me started on how hot Justin is when he's in 'protect my man' mode.
This story is a hoot! Have a feeling Mysterious Marilyn won't be far away. Gotta' get back to reading - can't think of a better way to spend my Saturday afternoon that reading more of this!
Welcome to KD, and welcome to writing. This story is just the breath of fresh air we all need as KD takes off. So glad you're here.
Charle
Author's Response:
Wow Charle. What a massive compliment . Thanks so much. I'm beavering away at the next chpt as I type this, and such lovely comments inspire me to keep going.
And yes, Marilyn is involved. With this level of fuckery, she'd have to be really 😆
Kearney
[Report This]Date: May 21, 2016 1:58 pm Title: Chapter 6 Sh%t just got real
Hysterical Favorite lines -
“Not happening, Sunshine. With my luck it’ll be your mother calling to tell me she’s carrying my love child, and will insist that you start calling me ‘Daddy.’ And not in a good way.”ysterical.
“Well, Baby, you know I don’t like to gossip...” Emmett responded coyly.
Yeah, right, Justin thought, and I don’t like to take Brian’s dick up the ass.
Not to mention Justin's augument with Deb and your description of Melanie.