Date: Apr 25, 2022 6:22 pm Title: Chapter !!
Looks like Justlog is going to get his wish LOL
Date: Apr 04, 2022 11:45 pm Title: Chapter !!
:::Brian groaned at the ignominy of it all but decided to just carry on as best he could. "Okay, so I suppose the first question is, why are you here? Are you the advance scouting party scoping out the planet before the big alien invasion or something? If so, you're welcome to take whatever you like. Humans have kinda already screwed up the planet pretty bad so I don't think you could do any worse. In fact, if you want to take a hostage or something, we'd gladly offer up our most recent past President. He's a total dickwad and we'd be glad to get rid of his ugly, fat, orange ass. If you've got a map handy, I'll point out where you can find him down in Florida."
"Florida," Justloq repeated, adding, "Come see Orlando. Disney World; The Happiest Place on Earth!"
"Well, it used to be, before the Republicans and Nazis took over the state . . ." Brian responded with another shake of his head. "But that's beside the point. If you came here to invade, I doubt that Disney World is your primary target.":::
And NOW you have my heart! Sic 'em! Go, Justloq! Orange man bad, very very bad! Major anal probing required, with no anesthesia!
Author's Response:
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Unfortunately, not even the aliens want Trump or DeSantis... TAG
Date: Apr 02, 2022 6:58 pm Title: Chapter !!
Zagnut Candy Bars were never my favorite, but I may have a whole new view of them now!
And I think the next time I need to update a password, cUMSHOLKian will be a great choice, LOL!
The music lyric reference are hysterical!
Just curious... Where is the picture you included from?? And is Dreebo based on anyone?
Author's Response:
Zagnut very much soon now please! I enjoyed all the alien pop culture references too. They do tend to pick up the language very quickly, don't they. Also, you will see very, very, mostly soon who Dreebo looks like . . . LOL. Much love and zagnuts to you very much soon please thanks. TAG