Date: Oct 11, 2016 7:36 pm Title: Chapter 2
How to make your very own Sargeant Pain in the Ass:
Add plans to exclude your partner but entrap a reluctant sperm donor
Insert Captain Pain in the Ass and then proceed to enforce rules and state opinions which again exclude your partner but thrusts said sperm donor into the role of full-time dad (for appearances of course)
Insult Captain Pita using a sugary honeyed voice so that the passive-aggressive sarcasm so that it sounds like a backhand compliment and goes over an idiot's head
Use unchecked Bitchiness as a preserver and sprinkle it liberally over reluctant sperm donor and his jealous sidekick. And now you have:
LINDSAY- SARGEANT PAIN IN THE ASS!
Lawd Brian..with 'Friends' like these, how did you keep your SANITY?!
Then that little whiny weasel takes the opportunity to play Peeping Tom while Brian's changing... Brian has always had too much self-restraint when it came to Michael's stalkerish tendencies. He should have kicked him out as soon as he noticed the pint-sized pervert with his all-too-seeing eyes!
Thank goodness Brian has an ally in Marilyn! I doubt he will put a foot wrong as soon as he moves out of the prison of friendship that Michael and Lindsay built for him.
~Nichelle
Date: Oct 11, 2016 4:01 pm Title: Chapter 2
How to make Captain Pain in the Ass:
Add a clingy Michael and make him CLUELESS
Then add in an unhealthy dose of Obsession and Jealousy
subtract common sense, independence and courage to have a sense of self
Remember to Add at will incessant whining and petulance with the IQ of a Q-tip and there you have it:
MICHAEL NOVOTNY aka CAPTAIN PAIN IN THE ASS!!
Off to review the next chapter!
Happy Writing and HUGS,
~Nichelle
[Report This]Date: Oct 06, 2016 2:59 pm Title: Chapter 2
Even though I know that Brian and Justin get together watching Mikey try to convince Brian that he doesn't do blonds is just ecky. Michael ordering Brian around as if he owns him is funny. He insists Brian go into the store, which was a good thing, because Brian got to be up close and personal with Justin, and then getting angry because Brian behaved, well, like Brian makes me want to shake my head.