Justin: I promise you, Brian, you will survive.

Brian: I know that, twat.

Justin: Then what's wrong?

Brian rubs a hand over his face.

Justin: Brian? Gus just wanted to give you something for Father's Day.

Brian: Do you really think I deserve this honor all on my own?

Justin: What do you mean?

Brian: There are two gifts, Sunshine.

Justin looks at the packages: Yeah, so?

Brian: One says ‘For Dad' and the other says ‘For Papa.'

Justin, misty-eyed: Papa?

Six-year-old Gus rushes back from the bathroom yelling: Happy Dad and Papa Day!

Later that night, proudly displayed on the dining room table...