Justin Taylor:
Justin Taylor set your nickname to MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Justin! What the hell is this?
Justin Taylor:
What?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
What the fuck did you do to my name?!
Justin Taylor:
Do you like it?π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Are you serious? Change it back!
Justin Taylor:
Hey! I love it! What is your problem?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I don't care that you love it... I want my name back... right now!
Justin Taylor:
Why? Everyone has a nickname on facebook
You should see the nickname Michael has for Benπ
MyhotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Of course!
Michael!
I should have known this was his fault... every time you spend time with him you do something stupid
Justin Taylor:
You'll be surprised to know that I can think for myself
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Well, then you should think twice before you do something like this
Justin Taylor:
Jesus
It's just a nickname
Hot nickname!
At first I wanted something sweet like My one and only or Baby Bear
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Baby Bear?!
Are you nuts?
Justin Taylor:
πππ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Could you stop using those fucking yellow things?
It's annoying
Justin Taylor:
You mean emojis?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
emo-what?
Justin Taylor:
I seriously need to explain to you how facebook actually works
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I don't even know why do I need this fucking thing
We have a cell phone!
Justin Taylor:
This is more fun
We can send pics here
Maybe I'll send you my cock laterπ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Okay... now you're talking
Justin Taylor:
Does that mean the nickname can stay?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
No!
I want my name back
I don't want anyone to see this
Justin Taylor:
Oh, so that's what's bothering you?
What if some hot guy sees it and you don't get laid because you have a boyfriend, right?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I always get laid
But you're ruining my reputation, Sunshine
Justin Taylor:
Fine
I'll change it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Thank you!
Justin Taylor:
Baby Bear sounds better anyway π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Oh don't you dare!
Justin!
Justin Taylor:
I seriously thought you're done with this 'I don't do boyfriends' shit
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I am!
But I'm also a grown-ass man and not a 5-year-old
And I have clients and several of them are on facebook!
Justin Taylor:
Just calm down Brian
I promise no one else can see it
This is just for the two of us
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Oh
You should have started with that
Justin Taylor:
Well, I didn't realize you would be freaking out about it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I wasn't freaking out!
Justin Taylor:
Yeah, sureπ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Christ
I hate those emo-things
JustinTaylor:
Emojis
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Whatever
Anyway, I have to go... I have work to do
Don't forget to send me that pic of your cock so I can see what I'll be sucking tonight
Justin Taylor:
You bet!
Love ya
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Love you too
Twat!
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MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend set your nickname to MyCuteLittleTwat
I finally figure out how to do it
π
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I can see thatπ
Also the emojis aren't that bad, are they?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Shut up
And I'm still waiting for that cock, Taylor
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I'm working on it right now!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Amazing!
π
Story Notes:
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, but unfortunately my laptop died for good and I couldn't afford a new one right away... but thankfully I finally bought one so I hope to start writing again soon! In the meantime, I wrote this short one-shot, but I'm honestly thinking about writing more parts (conversations)... we'll see. Let me know if you would be interested. Thank you!
Chapter End Notes:
Thank you for reading!