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MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Justin, where the fuck is that fucking cat food?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Shit!
I completely forgot to tell you
It's in the kitchen
I put it in the cabinet right under the sink π₯°
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fucking amazing
I've been looking for it for an hour!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Don't be grumpy
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm sorry, what?
Grumpy?
I'm perfectly fine!
Just don't be surprised if the cat is dead π
MyCuteLittleTwat
Come on!
You promised to take care of him!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I promised no such thing
You blackmailed me you little shit
And now I'm stuck here with this little intruder who keeps testing my patience
His hair is literally everywhere
On my fucking expensive clothes
On my fucking expensive furniture
Even on my freaking laptop because that cat just fucking loves to lay on the keyboard
Like really, where exactly are you coming back??
MyCuteLittleTwat
He's not an intruder
He's Daphne's little boy!
And I'll be back tomorrow... I promise
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Thank fucking god
The next time Daphne decides to go snowboarding with her boyfriend, tell her to leave it with someone else!
MyCuteLittleTwat
It? You mean him? π€¨
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Whatever
God he just won't stop meowing
It's so fucking annoying! π©
MyCuteLittleTwat
Have you tried picking him up and cuddling him?
Cats love that
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Seriously??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Right I forgot
You barely cuddle with me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Hey!
That's not true you liar!
I cuddle with you ALL the time
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh yeah?
When was the last time and was I conscious? π€¨
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Haha very funny
I cuddled with you in the morning right before you had to go to the airport, remember?
MyCuteLittleTwat
We both know you were just trying everything you could to get me to stay and take care of Leo π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well... that may be true
But I was also cuddling you because I knew I'm gonna miss you terribly π
MyCuteLittleTwat
Not working!
I still won't be back sooner
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fuck!
But really... I do miss you
MyCuteLittleTwat
I miss you too!
But please
Don't kill Leo!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Daphne won't even find out
We'll just replace him
MyCuteLittleTwat
Would you notice if someone replaced me?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, if he had an ass as perfect as yours, then maybe...
MyCuteLittleTwat
You didnβt just say that!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
π
You are irreplaceable... don't worry
MyCuteLittleTwat
You won't get off the hook that easily
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh I believe you because I think this little screaming monster will make sure I will be punished
MyCuteLittleTwat
Good π
Listen, I have to go, the show is starting
Just pet him a little
I love you!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Pet him?
What?
Justin?
Great... you were really helpful π
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MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm finally at the hotel... the exhibition was amazing... I sold a few paintings π
How are you guys?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
My little artistic genius
Well, we're still alive
I can't say the same about my pillow
MyCuteLittleTwat
Why?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
He pissed on it!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh
Shit
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah - shit
The cat just hates me
MyCuteLittleTwat
No he doesnβt
He's just nervous because it's not his territory
And he needs some love
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, I will give him some love and kick him out the door
MyCuteLittleTwat
That won't work
I mean you did that to me a few times and look π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, you're still following me around
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yep π
And cats are the same
Just don't yell at him
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, I was about to, but then he looked at me with those big sad eyes and I just couldn't
MyCuteLittleTwat
See? You will like him eventually
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I never said I didn't like him
I just like him better when he's with Daphne in her apartment
Not in mine pissing on my stuff and scratching my furniture!
MyCuteLittleTwat
I get it Brian, but I'll be home tomorrow and Daphne will take him back in three days
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Three fucking days??!
You said it's only for the weekend!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah well
They really like it there and decided to stay longer π¬
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fuck me!
If that fucker pisses on anything else, he's going to the shelter
MyCuteLittleTwat
Come on
Just breath
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fuck you and breath yourself
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm glad you still know how to express your undying love for me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay now I'm laughing you little idiot π
MyCuteLittleTwat
Good to know
Just be nice to him and I'm sure he'll be fine
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, I'm not sure about that
MyCuteLittleTwat
Why?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
He's weird
MyCuteLittleTwat
Why? What's he doing?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, uh... I think he's giving himself a pawjob
MyCuteLittleTwat
A what? πππ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Pawjob
And he's humping my blanket
God the cat is fucking horny!
This can't be happening!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, you can't say you don't have anything in common
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, not gonna lie, I can relate to him
Because I really miss fucking you
MyCuteLittleTwat
It hasn't even been 12 hours since you last fucked me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And I already miss it
MyCuteLittleTwat
Aw
Tomorrow I'm all yours π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Can't wait
MyCuteLittleTwat
That is, unless Leo wants to play and cuddle
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh hell no!
You are MINE
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, then you should probably talk to him
Man to man
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Talk to him about what?
MyCuteLittleTwat
About how much you love me so he won't try to steal me from you
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh yeah
We're gonna have a long chat and he won't even dare to look at you when you're home
MyCuteLittleTwat
God, we are such idiots π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah... we are
Oh great
Now he's humping my leg!
MyCuteLittleTwat
πππ
Okay, now I'm starting to worry that he's going to steal you from me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You don't have to
He's too hairy for me
And he's obviously a Top
So not my type
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm laughing so hard I'll probably get kicked out of this hotel π€£
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Glad you're enjoying this π
But I'll be sleeping with one eye open because I don't know what that cat is capable of
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, don't forget to kiss him goodnight for me π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You are such a devil
MyCuteLittleTwat
I know π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
π
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