MyCuteLittleTwat
OMG I just found the perfect costume for the Halloween party! 😍
Just wait until you see me
You won't be able to keep your hands off me 🤤
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What Halloween party??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Ha ha!
Very funny Brian
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm not trying to be funny
MyCuteLittleTwat
Wait
Are you serious?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Dead serious
MyCuteLittleTwat
I can't believe you!
The one Lindsay and Mel are throwing
It's all they talk about
For weeks!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh
Now it makes perfect sense
I rarely listen to what they're saying
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm not even surprised 🙄
Anyway, the party is on Friday
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
So?
MyCuteLittleTwat
So don't make any plans because we're going 🎃
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
No, we are not
MyCuteLittleTwat
What do you mean?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Exactly what I said
I'm not going to a dykes party!
I'm going to Babylon's party 😎
MyCuteLittleTwat
You're joking, right?
I promised we would come!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah
You shouldn't have done that
MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian!
Can you do this for me?
Please?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What's in it for me?
MyCuteLittleTwat
A chance to fuck me in a sexy costume? 😋
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I prefer to fuck you naked
MyCuteLittleTwat
Come on!
It's going to be fun
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Define 'fun' for me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Um
Drinks
And music
And food
And... me 😘
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, I'm going to Babylon
MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Sorry Sunshine
You're gonna have to do this without me
MyCuteLittleTwat
But I don't wanna go without you!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, I bet
And you know why?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Why, Mr. 'Know it all'?
Tell me
I'm all ears
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Because I'm sure you don't want to go either, you just don't have the guts to tell them
And you want me to come so you don't die of boredom
And because you know that after about 20 minutes I'm going to lose my patience and drag your ass with me and thus save you
MyCuteLittleTwat
That's not true!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Uh-huh
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay
Fine
It kind of is
But they are so excited and want us there!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Not my problem
MyCuteLittleTwat
I literally spent the whole morning carving pumpkins because they asked me to
And they would be so sad if we didn't come
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Again - not my problem
MyCuteLittleTwat
And here I thought you loved me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That doesn't mean I'm obligated to spend the night with a bunch of lesbians drinking pumpkin spice latte
MyCuteLittleTwat
Even the guys are coming!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, because they're crazy and in desperate need of balls of steel to turn down the dykes invitation
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's not going to be that bad
I promise!
And I'm gonna give you head whenever you feel the need to leave
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I don't even feel the need to come
Which is something I never thought I'd say
And I'm pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate you sucking my dick all night
MyCuteLittleTwat
Did I tell you that the costume I chose is really hot? 😋
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That's not gonna change my mind
MyCuteLittleTwat
Come on
Emmett says I look really sexy in it!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What do you mean by that?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Exactly what I said
He actually saw the costume first and thought it would really flatter my body and he was right 😉
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
He's there with you??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Duh!
Who else would help me find the best costume?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You could have asked me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah, because you'd be so excited to help me find a costume for a party you don't even wanna go to
But don't worry, Emmett knows what he's doing
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That's what I'm afraid of
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, thank god he's here
He actually had to help me put this one on
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm sorry... WHAT??
MyCuteLittleTwat
What?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Tell him to keep his fucking hands to himself!
MyCuteLittleTwat
He's our friend!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
He's Honeycutt!
I don't know where his hands been
Although I have a pretty good idea
But I don't want them touching you!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh
Well, not gonna lie
He especially had to touch my ass
Those pants are sooo tight
I probably wouldn't have been able to get them on if it weren't for his skilled hands 😌
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Stop
Just stop
MyCuteLittleTwat
And if I'm being honest
It actually made me hard
Really hard... 😬
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Would you fucking stop already??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah, it's probably better if you don't come to the party
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, why?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, I like Emmett's costume too
And he might need my help to take it off
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Jesus
Will you stop putting disgusting images in my head?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Sorry
Anyway, go back to what you were doing
I have to go help Emmett pick out some sexy underwear 🙃
Byeeee
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
One hour!
Not even a minute longer
MyCuteLittleTwat
Huh?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That's how long I'm willing to be at that fucking party
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh, you really don't have to come
Emmett will keep me company 😉
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Two hours
And that's my final offer!
So don't push me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay! 😁
So do you want to be a cowboy or Superman?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I hate you so much
MyCuteLittleTwat
Cowboy it is 🤠
Love you!