MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian, can you get some parmesan on the way home?
I totally forgot to buy it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, sure
What are we having for dinner?
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm making spaghetti sauce with meatballs
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Wow, that just made me pretty horny
But you do realize I like your sauce and meatballs the best, right?
So we might as well skip straight to dessert ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, under different circumstances, I would totally agree with you
But let me guess... you forgot that Michael and Ben are coming over for dinner?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What the fuck?
Since when?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Since last week? ๐คจ
I told you about it!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
No you fucking didn't!
Something as heterosexual as a double date, I would have certainly remembered and told you an immediate no
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, admittedly, I had your dick in my mouth, so I may have mumbled a little ๐
But I did tell you!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Of course - distraction tactics
I wouldn't expect anything less from you
Sucking my dick while telling me something I would otherwise completely disagree with
That sounds so much like you!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Stop acting like it's the end of the world
It's just two couples having dinner together
No big deal
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
UGH ๐คฎ
You want me to barf?
Because I will
Right on my desk
MyCuteLittleTwat
Please don't, I don't want poor Cynthia to have to clean it up
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, just cancel it then
Tell them we have the flu
MyCuteLittleTwat
Right, because that would be very believable
I just got off the phone with Michael, and believe me, he didn't hear me cough
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Food poisoning, then
Tell them you put something expired in that sauce of yours and now you're shitting your pants
MyCuteLittleTwat
Let me get this straight
You want me to totally humiliate myself just because this is an inconvenience to you? ๐คจ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, yeah!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah, that's not gonna happen, but nice try
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Then I'm not coming home
Deal with it yourself
I'm just gonna go to Babylon and get a blowjob
One that isn't just an excuse to get something
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh come on, that's not what it was
You know I love sucking you ๐คค
I just took advantage of your momentary weakness to tell you about it, because I knew it would be easier to convince you
But I enjoyed it very much
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You mean you took advantage of my hardness?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay, now I can't stop laughing ๐๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself
Cause I'm not
MyCuteLittleTwat
I really don't see what the problem is
They've been here like a million times
And we dine at their place all the time
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, but it's never like this!
It's never a double date
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, in my defense, I never said it was a double date-you did
It's just a group of friends enjoying a nice evening with a delicious meal ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Don't fuck with me
I wasn't born yesterday
You really think I don't know what day it is?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Uh, I'm not sure what you mean
It's Friday
You got something against Friday? ๐คจ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Stop with the bullshit, Taylor
I know it's fucking Valentine's Day!
MyCuteLittleTwat
What?!
No way!
How could I have missed that?
I had absolutely no idea, Brian!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You're such a lying little asshole
MyCuteLittleTwat
But you love me anyway, right? ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Barely
MyCuteLittleTwat
Ouch, that hurt
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh, yeah?
Try having your boyfriend suck you off only to find out he did it to make you do something against your nature
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay, now you're making me sound like a jerk
But maybe if you weren't so stubborn I wouldn't have to resort to such tactics
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Of course, blame the victim
MyCuteLittleTwat
Stop making me laugh, I have to cook
They'll be here in an hour
So please hurry up with the parmesan
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Wait, are you telling me I only have an hour to mentally prepare myself for this torture?
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's not torture, it's dinner with your boyfriend and your friends
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, that sounds like something straight people do
You do realize we could have been fucking in the backroom covered in pink glitter and cum instead?
I even bought those chocolate-flavored condoms you mentioned
MyCuteLittleTwat
Wait, really? ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yep
I wanted to fuck you and then eat your ass, but you decided to ruin our night
MyCuteLittleTwat
Now you're making me feel really bad
I'll tell you what, if you behave yourself, we can stop by Babylon later and make your fantasies come true ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And here we go again
From distraction tactics to blackmail
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh my God, one day you're gonna make me check myself into a psych ward
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Welcome to my world
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's just one dinner, Brian
You'll survive
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, I hope we have wine
Lots of it
MyCuteLittleTwat
Of course
Now let me finish that sauce so we actually have something to eat
Or Michael and Ben will end up having to eat my ass, too
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Over my dead body
That tasty ass is my property
MyCuteLittleTwat
Aw
Is this your way of saying you forgive me and that you won't shut the door in their faces?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Only if you promise not to wear underwear so I can see the shape of your dick better and imagine what I'll do with it when those two finally get out
Let's call it my distraction tactic
MyCuteLittleTwat
Deal ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Wonderful
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Chapter End Notes:
I know it's not even close to February, but I completely forgot to post this, so let's just ignore that. I hope you enjoyed it.