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MyCuteLittleTwat:
Brian! I need you to come home
ASAP!!!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Why?? What's wrong?
Are you okay?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
No! I'm not! You have to help me
Like now!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Jesus
What the hell is going on?
Justin?
You're seriously scaring the shit out of me
Fucking answer me! I'm ten seconds away from calling 911!!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Sorry! I was just fighting for my life
But it seems he's gone now
at least I hope so!
it was really terrifying
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who was there?
Are you alright?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I think I twisted my ankle trying to run away
And it hurts really bad... but other than that I think I'm okay
It was one hell of an ugly motherfucker
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Could you fucking tell me who the hell was there?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
FUCK!
He's back!
and he hid under our bed!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
That's it
I'm calling the cops
MyCuteLittleTwat:
NO!
Wait
Don't do that
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Then fucking answer me already!
My heart is beating out of my chest
MyCuteLittleTwat:
We have a huge spider in our bedroom
And when I say huge I mean HUGE!
And he just keeps attacking me
little fucker!
Brian? Are you still there??
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Yeah
I'm googling how to get rid of a body quick and easy... because I'm going to fucking murder you!!!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Hey!
I was in real danger here
I still am because that motherfucker is still under our bed
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I hope he eats you alive
MyCuteLittleTwat:
That's not funny
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I'm not joking
MyCuteLittleTwat
You're mean😥
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
And you are an asshole!
I almost called the cops because you scared the shit out of me
Because of some tiny eight-legged fucker
MyCuteLittleTwat:
He's not tiny!
And do you know what I read?
That they can crawl into your mouth at night
MOUTH!
Ewwww🤮
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Keep talking and I shove it up your ass myself
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I hope you mean your dick because otherwise it wouldn't be very nice of you
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
No I don't mean my dick
For the first time I have no intention of fucking you
That's how much you drive me nuts
MyCuteLittleTwat:
😮😥
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
God I hate when you use these
Now let me get back to work
MyCuteLittleTwat:
BUT!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
What now?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I need you to come home and kill it
MyhotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Someone fucking pinch me already
Because this can't be happening
MyCuteLittleTwat:
You know how much I hate spiders!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I thought I knew... but this is too much
You're acting crazy
MyCuteLittleTwat:
So you're not going to help me?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I have more important things to do
So no
MyCuteLittleTwat:
More important than me??
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
No comment
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Fine!
I deal with it myself
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
See? You are a big boy
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I hope you'll be a big boy too when you come home horny tonight
Because I'm not going to help you with that
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Seriously?
Justin?
Christ
I'll be home in thirty
With a knife and everything
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Thank you!!😘
I owe you a blowjob
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Oh trust me you owe me more than that
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I'll get the dildo ready😉
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Be there in twenty!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
😍