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MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Justin, why the hell is my cereal box empty??
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Oh, sorry, I ate the rest
I was really hungry and I couldn't find anything else
And you know how I am when I don't eat breakfast
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
And what the fuck am I supposed to eat?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
You can go to the diner
I'm sure Debbie will be happy to see you๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
So just to be clear... you fucking ate my food and now I have to go to the diner and listen to Debbie's non stop talking?
Why the fuck didn't you go?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Well, I was in a hurry
I overslept... thanks to someone ๐๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
How many times have I told not to touch my cereal? The only reason I eat it is because it's sugar free!
MyCuteLittleTwat!:
I know! But it was an emergency, I was really hungry... but I promise I won't do it again!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I've heard that before!
And look where we are
MyCuteLittleTwat:
God
It's just cereal... you're overreacting
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Excuse me?
MyCuteLittleBoyfriend:
Next time I'll just starve
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Save that emotional blackamil for someone else
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I'll stop at the store on the way home and buy you the biggest box of sugar free cereal I can find, okay?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
You better!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
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MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
My fucking guava juice too?! ๐ก
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Shit... you even used an emoji
Guess you're really pissed
Well, not gonna lie I was hoping I'll buy it before you notice
I was really thirsty too
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Drink water next time
And stop touching my stuff dammit!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I tought we're partners
And partners share everything
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Not when it comes to my cereal and guava juice... well, when it comes to my food in general!
Don't think I don't know you ate my pistachios last week!
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I took just a few!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Few?
I didn't even touch them and suddenly they were gone
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Well
They tasted really great
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I know! That's why I bought them
I'm starting to think I'm gonna have to lock the fridge and stash the rest somewhere you can't find it
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Hey!
We're partners and we live together... you can't do that
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I can and I will!
From now on I will write "this belongs to Brian Kinney - do not touch" on my food
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Fine!
In that case, don't touch my food either!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Don't worry
Asi if I would touch that unhealthy garbage you eat all the time
Acutally, the only time you eat something healthy is when you steal my food
MyCuteLittleTwat:
So basically you should be happy that you're saving my life๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
No, I'm not
I'm going to get a permanent marker and put my name on everything
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Okay
Suit yourself
But don't be surprised if you see "This belongs to Justin Taylor - do not touch" on my dick!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Very funny
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I'm dead serious
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Yeah, sure
MyCuteLittleTwat:
It's my dick and I decide who touches it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Stop being a fucking drama princess
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I'm not
I'm just following your rules dear ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
So you're basically saying that if you can't touch my food, I can't touch you?
MyCuteLittleTwat:
See how smart you are๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Ha
You wouldn't survive that
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Definitely longer than you
And if necessary I will ask someone else
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
You little shit
Fine... guess you can eat my fucking food
Whatever
I don't care
MyCuteLittleTwat:
I knew you would come around๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Fuck you
MyCuteLittleTwat:
You can do that yourself later๐
Well, I mean if I don't write "do not touch" on my ass
We'll see
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
Bet you're enjoying this
MyCuteLittleTwat:
That you're addicted to my body?
Very๐
You should probably write "This belongs to Brian Kinney - do not touch" on me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend:
I'm done with this conversation
MyCuteLittleTwat:
Love you too
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