MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Hey asshole... didn't you forget you're supposed to be here by 3?
Where the fuck are you?
MyCuteLittleTwat
What did you just call me?๐ฎ
You seriously hurt my feelings
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, that's exactly what you are
You should have been here 15 minutes ago!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Aww
You miss me??
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Shut up
But seriously... whre are you?
MyCuteLittleTwat
If I told you, I'd have to kill you
It's a secret mission
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Huh?
What the fuck are you talking about?
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's better if you don't know
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Justin!
You're starting to piss me off
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay then
I'll tell you... but you should know I really didn't want this to happen
And that I'm sorry
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
SPIT IT OUT!
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm with Michael...
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
So?
Why is that a secret?
MyCuteLittleTwat
You don't understand
I'm with Michael
Like... you know...
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
No I don't know
And I'm starting to lose my patience
Could you fucking come home already?
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm trying to tell you something here, Brian
I mean, we should have told you sooner
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend?
We???
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah
Me and Michael
Fuck
I don't know how to say this...
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Just say it!
Before I fucking murder you
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay
It started a few months ago... one night we were working on Rage and suddenly there was this look between us and before we knew it we were kissing passionately
And it didn't stop there
I'm really sorry Brian
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What the fuck
Are you serious, Justin?
MyCuteLittleTwat
It just happened
We didn't mean to
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You better stop with that shit right now
MyCuteLittleTwat
I've always felt that there was something more between us than just friendship
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm seriously gonna rip your ass in half
MyCuteLittleTwat
You don't understand Brian
I have feelings for him
MyHotFuckBoyfriend
That's it
I'm done
Fuck you!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Shit no wait!
It's just a joke๐
I promise
You know you're the only one I love
Brian?๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Too late
I just put your stuff in the trash
MyCuteLittleTwat
No you didn't!
Seriously Brian... I was just joking
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Still hate you
And where the fuck are you really?
MyCuteLittleTwat
With Michael
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
JUSTIN!
MyCuteLittleTwat
No really, I'm with Michael
We were working on Rage and well... we wanted to help our imagination
So we had a joint
Or two
And it was really strong๐๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Are you fucking stoned??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yep๐๐คซ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
It all makes perfect sense now
And why don't you just come home?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Because Michael doesn't want Ben to see him like this
Ben wants them to be a better example for Hunter and J.R.
So we're waiting at Mikey's store
Well he's sleeping... or should I say snoring?๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay
That's why Michael doesn't go home
But why don't you?
You don't have to be a better example for me
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm not gonna leave him here all alone
You know my feelings for him won't allow me to do that๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fuck you Taylor
I won't even feel bad for you when you're in pain tomorrow after sleeping in that uncomfortable chair
MyCuteLittleTwat
You are very mean
But that chair is occupied by Michael
I'm lying on the floor
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
๐๐๐
Even better
You deserve it
MyCuteLittleTwat
Come on
You didn't really think there was something going on between me and Michael, did you?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well you got me for a sec
But then I tried to picture the two of you together... and I just couldn't๐คฎ
MyCuteLittleTwat
Ha
I think we'd make a cute couple๐
But the sex part would be a problem
He touched my dick once and it really didn't do anything to me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Is this another joke?
I mean it better be!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh don't worry
It was just a mistake
Remember when you got jealous when we started working on Rage and you pissed on our work?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Unfortunately yes
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well we fell asleep together in the loft and we weren't fully awake in the morning and for a second I thought Michael was you and Michael thought I was Ben๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I don't know if I should be offended that you thought he was me... or glad that even though you were pissed at me, you still thought about me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Both... I guess๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well tell Michael to keep his fucking hands to himself
MyCuteLittleTwat
Don't worry
He doesn't even know he has hands right now๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Christ
Enjoy your night Sunshine๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
You too๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Thanks
But I'm not sure I'll fall asleep
I'm so used to you kicking me all night that I don't know how to sleep without it
MyCuteLittleTwat
I tink that's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh my god
Good night
MyCuteLittleTwat
Good night my one and only๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You're not allowed to get stoned ever again
MyCuteLittleTwat
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