MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What's up Sunshine?π
MyCuteLittleTwat
I just... you love me, right?
More than anything?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fuck
What did you do?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Hey!
Why do you have to immediately assume that I did something?
That's not very nice π’
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
WHAT
DID
YOU
DO
MyCuteLittleTwat
Um
I just...
It's not that bad, okay?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Justin!
You have three seconds to answer me or I promise I'm gonna murder you and bury your body in the woods
MyCuteLittleTwat
You'll probably do it anyway so
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Jesus Christ, you seriously drive me nuts
What the fuck did you do?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay, I'll tell you
But promise me you're not gonna get mad
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm not gonna get mad I promise
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FURIOUS!
MyCuteLittleTwat
But I really didn't mean to!
I just wanted to help
But it didn't quite go as I plannedπ¬
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Just fucking answer me already
Because if you don't I'm going to head home and find out for myself
And trust me, you don't want me anywhere near you right now
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh I trust you
That's the problem
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Taylor!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Ou last name... guess I really am in trouble π¬
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Are you really going to make me come home? Because if you do, you won't see the sunrise tomorrow
MyCuteLittleTwat
You love me too much
And you wouldn't know what to do without me
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh I was perfectly fine for 29 years
I think I would survive
MyCuteLittleTwat
I can't believe you just said that
And here I thought you loved me more than anything
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Right now I hate you
Tell what you did!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Fine
Well... I just wanted to update your laptop and now it's stuck on this spinning circle
For almost two hours
And it's just not working
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You mean my work laptop?!
The one I repeatedly told you not to touch because I have very important things on it?
REALLY?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah...πΆ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You're dead Justin
DEAD!
Do you even have any idea how important that laptop is?
I have everything on it!
FUCK!
MyCuteLittleTwat
I know I know
And I'm sorry
But I forgot mine at Daphne's and I wanted to watch a movie so I thought I'd just borrow yours
But then I noticed how many updates you've been ignoring
And I just decided to download them
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And how that turned out, genius?
MyCuteLittleTwat
I just wanted to help
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And you have done a wonderful job
Congrats
MyCuteLittleTwat
I will make it up to you
I promise
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh and how exactly?
Because you just destroyed months of my work
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'll do anything you want
ANYTHING!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah?
Like what?
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'll give you like a hundred blowjobs
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Not sure your jaw would survive that
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, then fifty blowjobs and fifty handjobs
π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That's a good start
MyCuteLittleTwat
Just a start?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
That laptop was VERY important
MyCuteLittletwat
Oh, right
Then how about a rimjob for a week? π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I like that
What else?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Geez
You wanna destroy me?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Do you have a problem with that? π€¨
MyCuteLittleTwat
No, of course not
Well... then I can give you a striptease
I know you've always wanted me to, so I guess it's finally time
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay, now you're talking
I'm already getting hard π
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh yeah? π€€
I'm gonna give you the best show
And then you can fuck me hard
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Guess I'll be home early tonight
So be ready
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yes, Sir π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And I'm also gonna spank you
You won't be able to sit for a week
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'll take that punishment π
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Good!
Looking forward to it π
MyCuteLittleTwat
Me too π
Oh wait...
Oh my god!
Nevermind
It's finally working!!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Your laptop
It's working again
Thank God!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You're the luckiest man alive I tell you that
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah I know π
But I guess there won't be any punishment after all
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
WHAT???
You little shit!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Love you too π