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MyCuteLittleTwat
Hey, you know what we should try? 😍
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Not and I don't want to
MyCuteLittleTwat
What?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Whatever it is the answer is a big fucking NO
And I'm not gonna repeat myself
MyCuteLittleTwat
You don't even know what it is!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And I don't need to
The only thing I need to know is that the last time you wanted to try something it was a fucking disaster
MyCuteLittleTwat
That's not true!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh, really?
I ended up in the ER with a dislocated shoulder
MyCuteLittleTwat
That wasn't my fault
I still don't understand how it happened
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Should I remind you?
Refresh your memory a little?
Because I remember perfectly
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay, I know it didn't go exactly how I planned... but it was kind of romantic
You have to at least admit that!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Romantic?
What exactly was so romantic about me screaming in pain and then spending three hours in the middle of the night in the emergency room?
Not to mention that I had to explain HOW exactly I got hurt!
Oh and of course I shouldn't forget how you flirted with my doctor in front of my eyes!
Very romantic, Sunshine 🙃
MyCuteLittleTwat
I wasn't flirting with him! I was just being nice and polite
And I don't see what's wrong with that 🙄
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah right sorry
You were just politely drooling over him
Silly me
Such a romantic night 😶
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay fine I'll admit I wasn't on my best behavior... though I bet if you didn't have a dislocated shoulder you'd be drooling over him too
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be there at all, so...
MyCuteLittleTwat
Again - it was not my fault!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh yes it was
First you got me drunk
MyCuteLittleTwat
Hey, we were both drunk!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Right, true - you got US drunk
Then you forced me to do the famous lift scene from Dirty dancing with you
But you didn't think to be careful and jump on me like some maniac, dislocating my shoulder
And then you eye-fucked my doctor basically asking him out in front of me
But yeah, it was not your fault and it was sooo romantic
MyCuteLittleTwat
Fine!
Jesus
I give up
From now on, we will never try anything new
We'll be boring and stereotypical... like straight people
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Don't insult me like that
We will never be like hetero people
We just won't do anything YOU WANT ever again
MyCuteLittleTwat
Great, that's sounds really fair
But just for your information, I only wanted to try the new restaurant downtown
But now I've changed my mind
Just forget it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh
Why didn't you just say that?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Because you're a fucking drama queen
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, I already made a reservation there for tonight
Suprise 😘
MyCuteLittleTwat
UnFUCKINGbeliavable!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Should I cancel it then?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Don't you dare!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Great because I was thinking that you could blow me under the table while we're there
We've never done that
And I've always wanted to try it 😋
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah, that sounds like the perfect plan to spend a night in jail
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Is that yes? 😎
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, I know how much you love sex in public places, so...
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I knew I could count on you
And maybe I'll even let you eat first
MyCuteLittleTwat
Food or your ass? 😛
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Good question
We will see
Anyway, the reservation is for 7 p.m, so be on time
And don't forget to wear something nice and easy to take off... I'll show you some romance 😉
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh
I already have something in mind 😈
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Excellent!
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