MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Hey, do you have a sec?
MyCuteLittelTwat
Yeah sure... what's up? ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I just need to ask you something
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh okay
Then ask
But I hope it's something dirty because I'm kind of horny so if you want to try something new in bed I'm all for it ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
In our bed or someone else's?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Um... what?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Just curious because I just found something very interesting
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm confused
What is going on Brian?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh I'm so sorry
Let me clear this up for you ๐
Why the fuck do you have a Grindr profile???
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh shit!
I can explain!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Young and horny looking for some fun
A really tight ass that you can fuck all night?
Relationship status: single?
Are you fucking serious?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian it's not what you think
I promise!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I will do things to you with my tongue you can't even imagine???
Fuck you Justin!
FUCK
YOU
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'll explain everything to you as soon as I get home
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Home?
You don't have a home
Not anymore!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Jesus Christ
Could you just calm down?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'm sorry, what?
Calm down?
You want to stick your tongue up someone else's ass and I should just chill?
Who do you think you are?
MyCuteLittleTwat
The only ass I wanna stick my tongue in is yours
And the profile is not what you think
It's an old one and I just never deleted it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
MyCuteLittleTwat
That profile was my friend's idea
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
What friend??
I know all your friends because they are my friends too
So don't lie to me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well, you'll be surprised to know that I have other friends
And I've told you about Alex like a milion times
He used to be my classmate
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay that rings a bell
So he's the one you want to use your tongue on?
MyCuteLittleTwat
What? No! God!
He has a boyfriend
Jesus Christ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And what if he didn't have a boyfriend? ๐คจ
MyCuteLittleTwat
This is unbeliavable
I made that profile (years ago!) because Alex asked me to... he wanted to find out if his boyfriend - now ex boyfriend - was cheating on him
Well, he was
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
With you??
MyCuteLittleTwat
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Not with me, obviously!
I'm not cheating on you Brian
Not with Alex, not with his ex, not with anyone
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well, I seriously hope so, because now I expect you to do those things I can't even imagine with your tongue to me
MyCuteLittleTwat
๐ of course... whatever you want ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And delete that profile!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Um, I'm pretty sure I don't know the password
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You'll figure something out, I trust you ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
Of course... ๐
But now I have to go, I'm in a hurry
See you tonight and be ready for a mind blowing orgasm ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh, I'm always ready ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
I know ๐คค
Love you
MyHotasFuckBoyfriend
Love you too... maybe
*a few minutes later*
MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I thought you were in a hurry
MyCuteLittleTwat
I was, but then I realized something
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
And what is that?
MyCuteLittleTwat
That the only way for you to know I have a profile on Grindr is if you have a profile there too!!
So I am waiting for an explanation!
And don't tell me you also a have a friend who thinks his boyfriend is cheating on him
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well...
I actually have a solid explanation
My new client has this dating app and it's up to me to make it desirable to fags
So I'm just looking at the competition
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh...
But still! You kept it from me even though you just accused me of cheating
So I expect mind blowing orgasm too!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh don't you worry
I know how to use my tongue Sunshine ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
Then I guess we'll find out who's better at it tonight
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Guess so... ๐