MyCuteLittleTwat
Brian!
I finally know what I want for Christmas ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh really?
Is it my cock?
MyCuteLittleTwat
How the hell do you know?
You're a fucking mind reader
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay okay smartass
Don't make me spank you
MyCuteLittleTwat
Mmm I'd love that!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Of course ๐
You better tell me what you want already so that I can buy it and wrap it nicely ๐
Or you know what... don't
I'm pretty sure I know what it is so I bet I can guess
MyCuteLittleTwat
I don't think you can but sure
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Ohh don't underestimate me
I can do whatever the fuck I want
MyCuteLittleTwat
Are you drunk? ๐คจ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Shut up and let me concentrate
MyCuteLittleTwat
๐คฃ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
First guess... here we go
Is it that new red dildo with the automatic thrusting we were looking at a few days ago? ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
Uh... no
But be sure to put it on the list ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
No? The fuck?
Okay never mind
Second guess... are you ready?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Aren't I always? ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
True
Anyway... is it a sex swing?
I know you've always wanted to try it so I'm pretty sure this is it
MyCuteLittleTwat
I love how you remember the little details about me
But... no ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay now you pissed me off... I already bought it!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Wait what?
You're not supposed to tell me that!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Well it's already ruined so it doesn't really matter
MyCuteLittleTwat
No it is not! I expect you to fuck me into oblivion in that swing!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I hope so because it was fucking expensive and I made sure it was very comfortable for your bubble butt
MyCuteLittleTwat
You are so thoughtful!
But... how did you make sure? Have you tried sitting in it?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Uhh
Let's just move on to the third guess, shall we?
MyCuteLittleTwat
๐คญ Of course my love
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay are YOU drunk?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Just guess already!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay... uhhhhh
I know!
This has to be it
Vibrating cock ring? ๐
MyCuteLittleTwat
Damn... that sounds like fun!
We need to get one
But you're still wrong
I'll give you a hint okay?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
God... you want a fucking unicorn or what?
Don't answer
Just give me that hint
MyCuteLittleTwat
I'm laughing so hard ๐คฃ
But here's the hint... it's something very simple and you can wear it ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Not very helpful Sunshine
New handcuffs?
I know the ones we have are a bit rusty so... is that it?
MyCuteLittleTwat
I hadn't thought about that, but we should definitely buy one because I have plans for them
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Mmm now you're talking ๐
But last guess then you just tell me because I'm running out of ideas
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
So the simplest thing I can think of is...
Nipple clamps?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Ouch!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
I'll take that as a no
And I give up
Just fucking tell me already
But was I at least close?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Sorry but you weren't
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Great
But FYI it's not my fault you have weird taste
MyCuteLittleTwat
I have great taste!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Uh-huh ๐คจ
In that case I'm really dying to know what exactly you want
So just spit it out
MyCuteLittleTwat
Okay
So I saw it today when I was shopping with Daphne and I just fell in love with it
It was just so damn cute
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Cute?
What the hell is it?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Reindeer socks!! ๐
The little guy on them was just so fucking adorable!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's not a joke!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Socks???
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yeah!
Just wait until you see them
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You don't mean cock sock?
But actual socks?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Yes!
Brian not everything has to be about sex
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Where the fuck did I find you?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Outside of Babylon... remember?
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Barely
Suddenly it's kind of foggy
MyCuteLittleTwat
Hey!
Don't act like an ass
After all I am your prince and I deserve to get what I want for Christmas ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
You're so fucking weird
Socks...
Not even boxers, but socks
MyCuteLittleTwat
Oh they had boxers too
Only they were with Santa Claus
But you can buy them too ๐ฅฐ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Oh no, there's no way I want to look at your ass and have that fat guy staring at me
MyCuteLittleTwat
You're so adorable
Almost like that reindeer ๐
Maybe you should buy a reindeer costume and fuck me while you're wearing it
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Okay... now you scared the crap out of me
MyCuteLittleTwat
Don't worry... this was just a joke ๐คฃ
Or maybe...
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Justin!
MyCuteLittleTwat
Sorry!
So will you buy me those socks?
Please ๐ฅบ
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Why didn't you just buy them... you know, as a present to yourself?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Because I want them from you!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Yeah, because you figured it would be fun to torture me a little before Christmas, right?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Well... that too ๐
But I really do want them!
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
God
Guess I don't have a choice, do I?
MyCuteLittleTwat
Nope ๐
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Then I suppose you're gonna have your socks
But I swear to god, if you ever tell anyone that you made me buy you fucking reindeer socks for Christmas, we're done, are we clear?
MyCuteLittleTwat
It's our little secret I promise ๐
And don't worry I have something for you too
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Let me guess
Elf socks?
MyCuteLittleTwat
๐คฃ๐คฃ
You're just gonna have to wait and see for yourself
MyHotAsFuckBoyfriend
Fucking awesome
MyCuteLittleTwat
๐
Author's Chapter Notes:
Happy holidays!