Who's ready for some really crazy, porny, Crack!fic? Me! I am. I am! Unfortnately, this is what you get when you spend Independence Day getting drunk with friends and watching nature documentaries. Go, read, and enjoy all the horrible purple prose! TAG

Disclaimer:  All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners.  The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  No money is being made from this work.  No copyright infringement is intended. AKA - they're not mine. I wish they were mine. I'd promise to play with them nicely and feel - I mean, feed - and water them, but Showtime and Cowlip won't let me have them. Boo Hoo!