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Author's Note:  This story came basically from listening to that old song There's a Pawn Shop On the Corner of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania (lyrics here: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/guy-mitchell/pittsburgh-pennsylvania.html).  I'd been mulling a story based on the song over in my mind for a while