Justin is tired of his and Brian's "relationship." It seems Brian is merely experimenting with the concept of love - and that he, Justin, has been unwillingly cast in the role of a canary in a coal mine to test Brian's ability to be part of a couple. Meanwhile, Brian is struggling with the realization that buying Justin stuff like flowers and taking him on a trip to Vermont doesn't mean he's selling-out to the straight world. Will Brian figure it all out before Justin slips through his fingers? Canon compliant. The story is complete and has six chapters.

This story is a true piss you off, make you cry, all emotion, encompassing tale that will leave you satisfied by the end. -Jazzepoet   

As we know from the show, Brian promises Justin a week-long vacation in Vermont but instead ends up going to Chicago to win the Brown Athletics account and save his job. Feeling hurt and betrayed, Justin goes snowboarding at Sugarbush Resort without his "boyfriend." Fuck him! But then Brian shows up in the middle of the night and their griping eventually leads to seriously hot make-up sex. Unfortunately, Brian's condoms are not designed to accommodate an impressive cock like Justin's. Breakage is all but inevitable. What happens when it actually occurs? (Considering the fact that the tags say "mpreg," I'm willing to guess that Brian gets pregnant.)

Also, can Brian snowboard without lessons?? What about give birth? Read and find out.

Believe it or not, despite being an mpreg fic, this story is not schmoopy (at all), and Brian and Justin are not OoC. Go, me!

The wedding is on!

Brian teaches Justin the art of Salirophilia . . . well, sort of.

Brian teaches Justin the art of Figging.

Here's a weird/amusing definition of what Figging is.

Brian teaches Justin about Babylon's backroom.

This story is dedicated to the show's creators, Ron Cowen and Daniel Lipman, who were gracious enough to enthusiastically entertain my endless questions when I met them recently at a television festival in Austin. They insist that Brian and Justin were meant to be together; that they'd never imagined that Brian and Justin would stop seeing each other after Justin left Pittsburgh for NYC. I still think it wasn't that easy and perhaps took years, but I respect their vision and want to do honor to it with this little tale.

Brian lands another account.