I was born at a very young age

I come from the land down under

I'm a Parental unit

I live to serve my two feline overlords

My hobbies include Breakie, lunch & Dinner 

I have more issues than Time magazine 

I was once addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around

I prefer my puns intended

I'm a Sarcasm Connoisseur from deep within the Chasm of Sarc

A professional procrastinator

A member of the introverts club...we assemble weekly... in our own separate homes

I'm living proof that pobody's nerfect

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

I try not to blindly follow the masses as sometimes the 'M' is silent

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure

I have the short term memory of a goldfish

I have the short term memory of a goldfish

I have the short term memory of a goldfish

Normal people scare me

I have the body of a god. sadly its Buddha

I'm the antisocial bat hanging in the dark corner of the social butterfly gathering

My house tends to look like I'm losing a game of Jumanji

I wanted to be Elvira when I grew up

I'm not addicted to reading QAF Fanfiction! I'll quit after this next one...

Card carrying member of the we hate Mikey & Lindsay club