Date: Jul 30, 2017 2:01 pm Title: Chapter 37
Hilarious, Michael kissing a girl!!!
Why is Lindsay giving Brian's address? Maybe doesn't she want Mel to see what she got? What is Lindsey expecting to find in NY? She doesn't have a good reputation in the art world.
I bet Zee bought Michael's home.
Date: Jan 20, 2017 11:41 pm Title: Chapter 37
Michael seems to lose everything. I wonder how long it will take him to realize it's because of his stupid behavior.
[Report This]Date: Dec 05, 2016 3:00 pm Title: Chapter 37
Lindz and Michael need to learn that when something is important they need to make it right. Like Daphne telling them off. They so deserve it. Love a take charge Carl. He's not going to let the Terrible Twosome get away with anything. I enjoy seeing Vince and Daphne together. Their parts were delicious. Learning from Jenny that Mikey snogged a lesbian was funny. Love the Red Cape parts. I like Stuart a lot. Then Lindsay learns that mommy dearest sold Shadyside and manages to con an invite to Melody's party. Mikey dressed as a comic book character and thinking he can get away with attending the Brett Keller affair was a hoot. Brett seems to know a lot about what Michael's been up to. I, too, am wondering what Lindsay is playing at when she gave the address of Brian's loft for the delivery. But the good news is she's been served.
Author's Response:
Oh it gets better
Happy reading
MissMerlot
[Report This]Date: Dec 02, 2016 5:43 am Title: Chapter 37
Perhaps we were linked for just the one second and the door shut so I couldn't see the next chapter lol
I can't believe Todd was able to find happiness while Michael threw his away and he isn't even allowed the crumbs from Brian anymore.
I take it Lindsay is going to represent herself at the trial that should be Hilarious and a stupid gamble Adam will crucify her...wait maybe she should represent herself <rubs chin evilly, far away look>
So how much are Lindsay and Michael going to have to cough up for the wine they drank?
That should bankrupt Michael and hopefully Lindsay too?
The Next Chapter of Captain Asshat and Stuck-up Heifer should be very interesting :)
Author's Response:
Perhaps we were again!
Ah Lindsay and her court case, let's just say her preliminary hearing has her lawyer wishing he'd never met the Petersons...!
Happy reading
MissMerlot
Date: Dec 01, 2016 11:43 pm Title: Chapter 37
Hiya,
You did it!
I peed myself! I actually peed myself laughing!
Captain Foot in Mouth playing tonsil hockey with a lesbian. MWAHAHAHA!!! My sides are still splitting! This is THE best scene EVER. And on top op that Brett Keller kicked Mickey's arse in public. OMG! I will never, ever, ever forget this.
Lindsay and Michael drinking that precious wine is really unforgivable. I hope replacing those bottles will bankrupt them both. I can see that flee infested hovel on the horizon already.
Lindsay going to Melody's party in a tuxedo? She doesn't have the style nor the class to pull that off. She will be the laughing stock at that party. An ass dressed up as a horse is still an ass isn't it?
And her courtcase? May it be long and bloody for what she did to Emily is utterly cruel and vicious.
Thank you for making me laugh this long and hard. I needed that.
Looking forward to the next chapter.
XOXO
Meriam
Author's Response:
Huzzah, my job here is done!
Yes it punched a hole in their pockets but there's more punching to come.
Meriam, I am stealing that 'ass' quote, watch for it at some point in this fic, if that's okay with you?
Hope C39 makes yoiu gasp, laugh and make it to the bathroom on time!
Nicole xxx
Date: Dec 01, 2016 9:34 pm Title: Chapter 37
Fantastic! Love how Brett handled Mikey and now Linz with the law suite.
Thanks for sharing!
JoAnn
Author's Response:
If you think Brett handled him..."
Happy reading JoAnn
Nicole
Date: Dec 01, 2016 7:13 pm Title: Chapter 37
Oh how I would've loved to have watched Daphne putting Lindsey and Michael in their places. I also would've loved to watch those 2 scrounging through the garbage finding the corks. hehehe. She holds such disdain for them both. Meanwhile they both look down their noses at her. Pfffffft. she has more class in her picnky finger then those 2 do in their entire being. Lindsey forgets that Daph grew up in the same inner circles that she did. Daph just happens to have been raised to appreciate rather than expect. Have to say I love Daphne and vince together! I think they make a great couple.
Carl's idea of replacing the bottles...excellent. I can just imagine M&L's eye's popping out when they see the prices for them.
Lindsey was certainly thrown for a loop when she found out it was Faal's idea not to have Michael stay, not Zee's.
Sooooooooo...Michael got partially lucky with a Lesbian huh. Dear lordy woman...I was in absolute stiches reading that!! How frigging BRILLIANT was that!! O...M...G!!!!!!! I seriously had tears laughing!!!! I can't wait for everyone to find out!!!!
So Lindsey thinks she's going to the party does she? Will she or will she be blackballed in time.
speaking of being blackballed, looks like Michael wasn't able to attend Brett's little shindig either. I was hoping something like that would happen. hehehe. You are so delightfully evil to the dunce duo. I love it! I wish I had your gift to write. to be able to keep so many people completely hung on every word, where we are salivating for the next chapter. so many talented writers here on KD. anyway....I digress.
further legal action for Lindsey. Not entirely sure why she gave the loft as her address. Obviously she's up to no good. After Brian trounced her as well as Lydia, hopefully she won't try that again. Either way, she got the letter. Oh and what a letter it was!!!!! Her reaction shows that she obviously wasn't expecting that. LMAO!!!!!!!!! Oh I can't wait!! Hold up!! 2 weeks.....I'm thinking there's something coming up around that time as well. Oh this woman is doing DOWN!! Fabulous!!
Absolutely brilliant chapter!
While we may not get an update today, I eagerly look forward to the weekend. Hope RL isn't too strenuous for you.
BTW...you're story at the beginning about Faal's Dad in S, Africa and apartheid. totally relte. My mom was from there and left due to it. She told me once, and I've never forgotten it, that "she'd never live in a country where the government could say she wasn't allowed to fall in love and marry a black man" Her words verbatim. I've kept that mantra close ever since and have raised my daughter with the same ideals. Take out black and insert anythign else...gay, Muslim, Asian etc. this is one of the many reasons, (well the food in there as well) besides the obvious plot lines, that I oh so love this story. It lets me relate on so many levels.
Cheers,
Elaine
Author's Response:
RL has been a bit of a Lindz but I'm beating it back with the fist of Zee...!
Thanks for your lovely review Elaine, I really hope you enjoy C39, I had a lovely time writing it, I may have been in a bit of a mardy mood at the time!
Yeah why people can't see the person within and colour without has always been a source of great disappointment to me.
Anyway, off to write C40.
Happy reading
Nicole
Date: Dec 01, 2016 5:15 pm Title: Chapter 37
what the hell was Lindsay up to at the Loft??? what is she playing at now?
i cannot wait for the Canada house bombshell to drop (mostly cause i wanna know what it is lol)
I can't think of enough synonyms for stupid for Michael lol
Author's Response:
Ah now that would be telling...but I will eventually.
Hope you enjoyed the Canada bombshell albeit only told from Lindsay's point of view.
Happy reading
Nicole
Date: Dec 01, 2016 1:41 pm Title: Chapter 37
We now join the Dumbasstic Duo already in progress:
WOW! What a chapter!! First can I just say that I LOVE Daphne and Vince together! LOL Lindsay seriously and constantly underestimates Daphne...smh She couldn't have remained friends with Brian and Justin all these years without being able to wield and iron fist encased in a velvet glove. As a result, she was there sifting through the garbage along with Michael at Daphne's command. I also love how they both seem to disregard Vince. That's definitely going to come back to bite them in the ass AGAIN!
'Calm before the Storm' doesn't even begin to describe Zee. The Bitch and Mitch hurt Faal so for them to think that this incident is just going to blow over simply because they were forced to say 'sorry,' they are seriously delusional if they think so! In Michael's case, he automatically projected blame onto Lindsay, once again not taking responsibility for his part in the entire matter. Well I'm sure their bank accounts have taken the punch that Michael and Lindsay were owed for being so fucking cunty! Brilliant Jenny and Carl!! I also loved how Lindsay told Zee that the ban on Michael staying at the Brownstone should be lifted....LOL I loved Zee's response in return 'Since I want to please MY husband in all things...' LOL what a way to rub it in that Lindsay will never be able to please Faal. Not only that but how does Trickilicious keep fighting for Michael when she keeps getting her ass handed to her because of him? STUPID HEIFER doesn't even realize she's one stilletto heel away from being tossed out herself....SMH
WHOO-HOOO!!!! I laughed so long and HARD at Brett's dismissal of Captain Asshole!! That was freaking perfect and the fact that it was done publicly was the icing on the cake for me. He won't be able to capitalize on his 'Rage' contribution- such as it was- anymore. After all he was Dissed, Dismissed and Disregarded from a Hollywood A-lister. I had this picture in my head while Arnold was herding his ass out of the GLC:
I couldn't even stop laughing when he was vowing to himself to get Brett, Justin and Blake back.....LOL How? What exactly can the founder and president of the Idiot Guild do?
As for Lindsay: Oh the BITCH thought she was SLICK!! I'm glad Hunter arrived at the gallery just in a nick of time to advise Lydia that Lindsay didn't live at the loft. Her little game of Hide and Seek didn't work out the way she thought and now she has no choice but to appear in court. There's now an official paper trail so she can't even say that she didn't get it....LOL Emily's suit is going to tear her ass up!! I can't wait until everyone is able to spray her with the can of BITCH BE GONE!!
HA and it looks like they won't be the ONLY ones to do so. Wait until Melody finds out that Lindsay is planning to attend the party in Nancy and Ron's stead. OH the fireworks and the bitch is looking for a tux and shoes....LOL Doesn't she realize that Zee will be there and although working will still be dressed beautifully when it's time to meet the chefs? That trick just can't compete with a class act!! But it will be fun to watch Lindsay fall on her flat non-existent ass yet again!
Looks like Lindsay's well-kept secret in Canada is about to become her very public prison as well since by the time she gets her just due, she will have burned every single bridge/person she ever crossed paths with and all because of misguided loyalty to Michael and an unhealty dose of egocentrism. No one is going to let her backpeddle out of her misdeeds and her Partner-in-Cuntiness won't be of any use to her. Oh Well Que Sera Sera- Whatever will be will be; they're both NOT ready!! LOL
Tune in next time for another episode of The Dumbasstic Duo on the Idiots Get a Clue Network. I'm your host, Nichelle Wellesly, advising MsMerlot to WRITE ON!!
Happy Writing and HUGS, Nicole!
Author's Response:
Storm starts to come in C39 that is all.
Happy reading
Hugs
Nicole
[Report This]Date: Dec 01, 2016 4:49 am Title: Chapter 37
So what the Hell was Lindsay expecting to be delivered to the loft and I swear the Heifer just keeps ratcheting up grievances! (She is running up a tally her Ass won't be able to handle)
I can understand Faal being upset about the wine now of course Zee being calm has me very nervous, whatever she was planning for Lindsay before has been tossed out the window now that Faal has been hurt and Lindsay is going to wish she had never been born!
Forget the collectibles being stolen Michael making out with a Butch lesbian is Priceless, how drunk was she to mistake Michael for a woman and how did neither he or Lindsay notice? *roflmao* (What would make it better is if she said Michael was a terrible kisser and so was Lindsay lol)
Uncle Luc and Aunt Dee are coming to the Pitts this is going to be good <Evil Smile>
Daphne and Vince took care of Michael and Lindsay too sweet I especially liked they were forced to dig through the garbage for the corks.
Brett Keller handled Michael just the way all little creeps should be handled with complete and total disdained, not worried about Michael getting revenge he couldn't plan a sandwich, just getting up is an exercise for him.
Lindsay snagged an invite to Melody's party and she plans on wearing a tux, to bad she won't have the style or class to pull it off.
Loved the way Emmett put her in her place about the party Melody wants professionals who will make it a wonderful occasion for her husband, not a Whiny, Lazy, Half-Assed Affair that centers are Lindsay.
Court date in two weeks can't wait for Lindsay to get smacked down again and for Michael to try to get revenge :)
Author's Response:
It seems we were linked again, and again I wrote C39 before I read this review...the terrible kisser comment.
You are, hopefully, going to love C39.
Happy reading
MissMerlot
Date: Dec 01, 2016 3:57 am Title: Chapter 37
Wow. That was jam backed. I still am waiting for imfo on Lindsey house. I was wondering if she bought it with Gus's support money?
Author's Response:
Hiya hope you are still with me...more Lindsay's house to come
Happy reading
MissMerlot
Date: Dec 01, 2016 3:56 am Title: Chapter 37
I just want them to kick Lindsay to the curb for good. I don't understand ( well I do- the kids) they don't jsut tell her to leave- she's conniving, self centered and obviously doesn't care about the kids or Mel- with as much effort as she is putting ( or not putting into the marriage) she should just leave- but of course, her good little wasp ways would not look favorably on all the good food, and adventures and being a part of Brian's inner circle being taken away.
Author's Response:
Exactly, she knows how her nest is lined and she ain't giving that up. She's not willing to make sacrifices for the greater good, unlike Mel who's willing to give up her rights so her son can have his dad back. But they are going to get her out by being the one thing she's not...honest...but they have to be careful.
Hope you stay witih me to the end.
MissMerlot