Leda all alone in a big house? Is Zee preparing something about Leda and Mel? That would be a great idea as Lindsey is getting worse quite every day.

I still don't understand why they are keeping Lindsay's suspension a secret.  I'm amazed that Zee knew who Garner Vance is.  Emmett may not know what's going on but as long as bubbles are on hand he'll go with it.  Just what house is Aunt Dee and Uncle Luc at?  I know it's the Squirrel Hill Residence but I'm confused about who owned it before Zee.  We learn more about Lindsay's house in Toronto, the two-face bitch.  Lydia seems to be all over the place here.  I'm sure the art showings are going to go off brilliantly, but why would Lindsay want Gus to use his i-pad when the gallary is recording it as well.  Love the segment with Melody and the fact that Hunter decided to stay with Lydia and not flit off.  Wonder what Michael  had that kept him away and am glad it did.  It amazes me how much work Zee got done on the Squirrel Hill place.  They came up with the perfect solution for a temporary tenant and oddly enough have Lindsay to thank for the suggestion.  Michael is in shit, first for trying to stop Jenny from playing roller derby and then for starting something with Blake.  Now that he's on Jenny's bad side maybe no more invites!  I'm surprised that Michael and Lindsay are teaming up trying to get Hunter to go to NY.  Wonder where Lindsay and Mel will be staying in NY, certainly not in the condo which is a shame for Mel.

As always I'm enchanted by this story and finally the answers to questions come like Lindz house in Toronto and the cute machinations to bring Leda and Mel together. Though I have a question, that bugs me for a while already: in the beginning Martine is Lydia's niece, then suddenly there was Miranda and now the two names are in one chapter - has Lydia two nieces or am I confused?

Btw, I love the regulare and fast updates ;-)

We now return to the BITCH and MITCH Chronicles already in progress :

WOW!!! So Lindsay was muff-diving with another Muncher who stiffed her with a mortgage! I have to say that one caught me a little by surprise and made me giggle uncontrollably in the process. This trick has just be spreading her joy pot everywhere hasn't she?! I find myself marveling that she could always be so critical of everyone else's sexual activities, including getting castings made, but neglects to mention that she is a sloppy slut all the way around. Regardless of the gender, she just simply cannot remain faithful claiming neglect and all that. I don't buy it! If it was all that bad, Gus and Jenny wouldn't be basically clinging to Mel even right now. I get wanting to feel like more than a 'mom' because I am one but this.... She just has the morals of an alley cat in heat- plain and simple. Why be in a supposed monogamous relationship if you're simply not that kind of person? Well I hope Melanie finds out and quickly. Even if it happened years ago, this just adds to reasons Mel should leave that HO and free and clear to find happiness for herself.

As for her comments to the others and to Hunter.....LAWD HAM TURKEY and CLEAN UNDERWEAR I wanted to punch her in the mouth!! I'm glad that her attempt to best Zee backfired on the tired trollop! Zee is such a class act when dealing Lindsay that there just isn't any competition. Lindsay will never understand that Black girl magic that lets us go from the Boardroom- to the Bedroom- Brooklyn NY hoodrat personality in the blink of an eye and without breaking a nail. LOL I have to laugh at Lindsay's attempts to backpeddle and try to make herself look blameless in any given situation her mouth puts her in. Case in point: the situation with the court papers. First, there are a couple of people you should never lie to: Your DOCTOR, Your LAWYER, or YOURSELF. Lindsay is definitely LYING to two out of the three! Instead of owning up to what she did and the truth of Emily's lawsuit, she's brushing it off as inconsequential and insignificant. Thinking the law concerning 'Breach of Promise' to be antiquated and irrelevant is exactly what is going to bite her in the ass. Hell for that matter, Celeste also would have a case if she chose to come back and burn Lindsay financially since Lindsay kept saying that she needed more time to leave Mel before having to come clean that she wouldn't. But then whereas Celeste couldn't do that, she did one better and cut her losses. I'm glad that Brian called her on the fact that in truth she was trying to dodge the process servers. I can't wait for everyone to find out about the hearing, including Gus. I think once and for all, the house that Lindsay built is about to come crumbling down, possibly before she sets one toenail in NYC.

Speaking of New York, OMG I needed a mallet to knock the f*ck out of her!! Talking to Hunter like that and in front of the family no less about his career which has NOTHING to do with her!! She can't even keep her own career on the actually-employed track so how does she think she can advise him beyond what NOT to do when trying to hold a job? That really burned my biscuits and overcooked my grits but GOOD! I'm glad Leda, Brian and Justin had his back.  

Now for that Toady Turd Michael.... SMH.....WHEW!!! How dumb can one man be?? Faal should be 'thanking them' for replacing wine they had no right to drink in the first place? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! Faal should be PUNCHING them is more like it! Then the whiny, petulant PITA wants to get up in Blake's face for words HE said about Stuart and people like him (meaning Lucas) getting back to Brett Keller resulting in Captain Asshole being unceremoniously tossed out of the building. Did he really expect someone to come to his aid and back him up in his idiocy? I marvel at the fact that Lindsay still does but then again Birds of a feather... as he so dumbly put it.

I'm so relieved that Jenny has given permission for them all to shut the dumbass OUT! She calls him on his shit every time he opens his mouth in her presence...LOL I really do love how she is developing and maturing despite her paternal DNA. Furthermore, if he throws up the fact that 'he is the parent' one more time and someone doesn't call him on it, I think I might SCREAM!!! Just because he jizzed into a cup, doesn't make him any more of a father than it does Rita a mother for gapping her legs open and popping out a kid. He's a sorry excuse for a sperm donor in so many ways!

I can't wait to see his head spin around and green stuff come flying out of Chucky's mouth when he finds out just who his new landlord- or should I say landlordess- is!! Both him and Lindsay will be tossed out on their asses for certain after that. In the meantime, I think it is absolutely brilliant to hold the house by Leda's presence. Now that I think about it.... is that house for Mel and the Kids once that bitch Lindsay flies away on her broom? The good news is that Mel will have somewhere to escape to until such time as that can happen, especially with Michael visiting his P.I.C. more and more at the Brownstone. She doesn't need to be around the partners-in-cuntiness when they're talking and twittering about some supposed slight. I was always a fan of Mel and Leda and feel that they should have been together long ago. Lindsay is such a high-siddity skank and doesn't deserve a partner; she deserves Michael.

Lydia and Hunter's relationship is so endearing! Between her and Zee, they really provide the maternal support he's never had in Rita Montgomery. Speaking of which, I suppose that will be coming out soon too, preferably before NYC and the wedding?

Brian, Zee and Ted are BRILLIANT in their machinations regarding Gardner Vance. That's another Turd who deserves more comeuppance than possible. I'm hoping that with the failure of his party, he will have to officially close his business- not sell, but close!! That's one rat who truly belongs in the gutter! 

Well onto the next series of unfortunate undertakings featuring the Dumbasstic Duo! Tune in next time for another commentary on the BITCH and MITCH Chronicles. I'm your host Nichelle and am imploring MissMerlot to GET BUSY writing!!

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle