
Summary: This is a PB from the lovely Deb Tanner.
Brian wins a month long sea cruise...so Michael decides to move their relationship from PG to Rated R. But things get in Michael's way...
Couldn't do this without my wonderful betas...The Muskababes!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The copyright is owned by Cowlip and Showtiime. No infringement is intended whatsoever.
***COMPLETED*** ENJOY!
Rating: M • [
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Category: QAF US
Character: Ben Bruckner,
Blake Wyzecki,
Brian Kinney,
Carl Horvath,
Debbie Novotny,
Emmett Honeycutt,
Ethan Gold,
Gus Marcus-Peterson,
Leda,
Lindsay Peterson,
Melanie Marcus,
Michael Novotny,
Original Character,
Original Female Character,
Original Male Character,
Rodney,
Ted Schmidt,
Vic Grassi
Tags: 100k+ Word Count,
Anti-Lindsay,
Anti-Michael,
Bottom Brian,
Brain Bleach Recommended,
Family,
Friendship,
Post-series,
Rimming,
Vulnerable BrianGenres: Alternate Canon,
Alternate Universe,
Humor,
Porny,
RomancePairings: Brian/Justin,
Debbie/Carl,
Emmett/Other,
Other Cast Pairing,
Ted/Blake,
Vic/Rodney
Challenge: None
Serie: None
Chapters: 88
Completed: Yes
Word Count: 279921
Viewed: 554222
ePub Downloads: 127
Published: May 09, 2017
Updated: Oct 18, 2017
1. Plans are Afoot by
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2. And We're Off and it's Definitely...We! by
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3. Rhubarb, Gus and Brian by
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4. Captain Oh My Captain! by
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5. Reading, Hunting and Fishing by
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6. Pitching and Bitching by
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7. Fishing and BBQ by
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8. Sofa So Good by
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9. The Bitch, The Pitch and The Smudge by
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10. Wine, Whine and Parental Fail by
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11. A Little More Conversation by
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12. Counting Down...to the Pitch Obviously! by
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13. Sabotage, Foot Massage and Betrayal by
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14. Storm and Calm by
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15. Off to the Island and Back in Pittsburgh by
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16. Gus Asks A Question by
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17. Coming Home by
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18. Hard Truths Need to be Heard and Saying the Words by
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19. Dinner by
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20. Thwarting the Stupid...Lindsay by
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21. Do You See The Obvious Now Michael? by
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22. You Messed with My Friends...So I Mess with You by
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23. Here Comes The Big Brother by
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24. The Story of Lindsay and the Stupidity of Michael by
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25. Listen You Might Not Learn But You Must Listen by
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26. Someone is Deluded and the Rolling Stone Earworm by
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27. Sam's Back in Town and Ray Fails to Follow Through and Read by
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28. Waifs, Straying and Bath Night! by
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29. Date Day, Fight Night and Being Silly by
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30. The Ruby Cat is Out of the Bag and When Two Become Dumb by
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31. Dumb Gets Dumber, Memories and Reading the Riot Act by
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32. Cats, Ramping Up and Playing Doctors and Nurses by
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33. Sadness, Meeting and Battle Lines are Drawn by
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34. Gus Gets His Weekend and Justin Follows Through by
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35. Wedding Plans, Gus Worries and Reputations by
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36. Homecoming by
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37. BBQ, Wedding Lists, Fighting and Being Thankful by
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38. Jewellery by
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39. Knocking on the Wrong Doors by
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40. Introductions...Being Casted by
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41. Bluster and the Art of Writing by
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42. Someone Talks and Someone Walks by
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43. Words and Actions by
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44. Stupid Is and Stupid Does by
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45. The Call of Romance by
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46. Tootsie Day...Continued...And They Come Together by
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47. Being Forgetful and Being Reminded by
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48. That's What Best Friends are For Right? by
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49. Shopping, Shooting and Dancing by
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50. Money Talking and Highland Walking by
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51. Talking, Bad Cooking and Kilts by
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52. Whining, Fine Dining and Redefining the Plan by
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53. Nitpicking, Picnicking and Rose's Tongue has Thorns by
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54. Explaining the Mister, Saying it Properly and Being Surprised by
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55. Pushing Back, Getting Comfy and Party Planning by
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56. So What We're Going to Do it This... by
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57. Party Prep by
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58. Let's Rumble by
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59. Happy Birthday Gus! Happy Birthday Randolph! Let's Party...Part 1 by
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60. Let's Party...Part 2 by
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61. Still Partying and Someone Puts a Knot in It by
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62. It's The End by
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63. A Promise is a Promise...Remember That by
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64. Hero Worship and Spitting Feathers by
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65. Feasting on the Bones and Nailing It by
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66. And Nobody Notices...Well Not at First Anyway by
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67. Leaving Them To It and Time in the Sun by
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68. The Return by
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69. Doors, Share-ing a Meeting and Thai-Lamb by
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70. The Law According to Gus by
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71. Fish Guts, Fainting and Theming by
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72. Explanations and Declarations by
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73. Time to Forgive and Time to Party! by
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74. Oil Slick, Sugar Lips and Staying by
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75. The Hunters and The Mimic by
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76. The GGs Have Fun and Purging Ghosts by
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77. Caught in a Trap by
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78. Lost and Found and Meeting her Waterloo by
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79. Lessons in Timing and in Drag by
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80. Learning and Testing by
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81. Gobbing off and Making Names by
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Gobbing off = a slang term for verbally writing a check your ass can't physically cash.
82. Being Thankful...Some More than Others by
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83. Home by
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84. Down But Not Out...He Knows and She Says No by
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85. Big Plans by
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86. Has He Changed...Has He Fuck as Like...And Marriage Part I by
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87. The Wedding Part 2...and the Avenue has Had Enough by
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Apologies for odd picture sizing...it will get better, promise!
88. He Keeps Trying and Cruising to Their New Lives by
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Special shout out to Deb Tanner for the plot bunny and of course my Muskababes!