Um. This is hard to describe. Pure, unadulterated crack, told in alternating narratives between the author and her alter-ego, a 14-year old clueless bad!fic writer. The narrative also switches from inside BBJFE's head to Jane's cracky interpretation of the QAF!verse, to a behind-the-scenes cracky interpretation of Gale losing his mind and Randy's resignation while CowLip manifests as a fascist monstrosity. Basically, Brian proposes in alternating romantic and cynicism depending on which story you're reading, and CowLip exploits the politics of gay marriage for their own infernal end game.
Rated: YA
Categories: QAF US Characters: Brian Kinney, Gale, Justin Taylor, Randy
Tags: None
Genres: CrackFic
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Gale/Randy
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 5921 Read: 855
ePub Downloads: 6 Published: Nov 07, 2016 Updated: Nov 07, 2016
Disclaimer: Okay, Seriously. I don't know Gale Harold or Randy Harrison. They appear here as TOTALLY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS for the purpose of pure satire. I made up these people, completely. CowLip is not the two-headed, four-armed monstrosity as I imply in this story. Really. It’s not. I mean it. I don't know Cow or Lip either. In fact, all these people are fictional. Gale would never walk off a set; from everything I hear, he and Randy are totally professional. I don't know anything about them; all situations are made up for satirical plot purposes and in all probability bear absolutely no resemblance to real people. Any chance they do is pure coincidence.
1. Chapter 1 by LadyJane_BBJFE [Reviews - 1] 
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I wrote this almost a decade ago, but haven't posted it here until now because... well, it's weird. Or, to put it another way, this story is in a context of the hotly debated end of the series, the horrible, horrible bad!fic and ship/character wars raging in the fandom at the time. Looking back, I can only scratch my head. I still find it funny - but I'm not sure if that's "haha" funny or "wtf" funny. A little of both, maybe.